Human Rights Tribuanal Hears Case of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

December 25, 2008 | In Humour |

The Globe and Mail published some great Christmas satire earlier this week regarding the activities and mandate of Canada’s Human Rights Commissions.

Apparently, Santa Clause discriminated against Rudolph the Reindeer, on the basis of a “facial disfigurement,” and only intervened to correct this discrimination when “motivated by a venal goal.” Sounds like a good time for the CHRC to step in and dole out $18.5-million worth of “social justice.”

Enjoy.